Rebel Rebel, you might as well

Rules are simple! Below are listed ten statements, nine of which are true and one of which is total bullshit. You need to guess which one it is!

1) Guess one at a time. None of this "Either this or that" stuff. Guess one, wait 'til I answer and guess again 'cause you're totally gonna be wrong I'm sure.
2) If you know one of these to be fact, for the love of Og keep your trap shut. It's no fun if you blab it out.
3) Make sure to check back and see if you're right or not, and to hear the story behind the true one!

Ready? Steady! COOK!

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1) In junior high I once waited three hours, alone, to get an autograph for my sister and her friend from an actress I knew nothing about. Turns out it was Brittany Murphy.

2) I have been interviewed for at least a dozen newspaper, magazine, or TV news stories and have been cut out of or had the story altogether dropped every single time.

3) I went to a party with Paris Hilton.

4) I was at a gay dance at UCLA one time when I started chatting up this guy I thought was cute... who turned out to be a chick.

5) Once in the middle of a McDonalds, my roommate Willow and I recreated the fight in Kill Bill between Gogo Yubari and The Bride.

6) I was once hit by a car while riding my bike, and considering the events of that day it wound up being the best thing that happened to me.

7) I sometimes forget that my name is Jeremy.

8) I unknowingly had my own little fan group in the SFV punk scene for a brief time.

9) I used to be deathly afraid of zombies-- really had a kind of phobia with them.

10) If I had been born the date I were supposed to, and my mom had agreed to go into work at the LA Colosseum like she had been asked to, I could have been born at the '84 Olympics.